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Your stomach is so PDF Print E-mail
Jokes-Mchongoanos

Tumbo yako ni chafu mpaka minyoo zinatembea na viatu.

Your stomach is so filthy, worms have to wear shoes.

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You’ve got such a big mouth PDF Print E-mail
Jokes-Mchongoanos

Unamdomo kubwa mpaka ukicheka tunaona roho yako.

You’ve got such a big mouth (that) when you laugh, we all see your heart.

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Starfish PDF Print E-mail
WiseWords

 

While walking along a beach at dawn, an old man saw a boy

picking starfish up off the sand and throwing them back

into the sea. He caught up with the boy and asked him what

he was doing.

The boy replied that the starfish would die if left

exposed on the sand after sunrise.

"But this beach goes on for miles," the old man said.

"There must be thousands of starfish stranded on the sand.

What difference will it make to save just a few?"

The boy looked at the starfish he was holding in his hand,

then threw it onto the surf.

"Well, for that starfish it makes a big difference."


-First published in BINGWA Magazine Issue 16 2016

 
You are so black PDF Print E-mail
Jokes-Mchongoanos

Wewe ni mweusi mpaka polisi akishoot bullet inarudi ikisema ‘still searching’.

 You are so black (that) when policemen shoot, the bullet comes back saying ‘still searching’.

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Travellers to Arua PDF Print E-mail
Tongue-twisters

travellersTravellers travelling to Arua travelled with travellers who travel with travellers travelling to different areas.

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