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Twenty-two PDF Print E-mail
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Wewe ni fala eti uliambiwa uandike twenty-two ukauliza ‘Nianze na two-gani?’

You are so stupid when you were told to write twenty-two, you asked, “Which two do I start with?”

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The cockroaches in your house PDF Print E-mail
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Nyinyi ni wadosi hadi cockroach inatembea na slippers kwenu

You guys are so rich, even the cockroaches in your house walk in slippers.

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Your head is so big PDF Print E-mail
Jokes-Mchongoanos

Ati kichwa yako ni kubwa hadi inaziba watu huko Sudan kuota jua.

Your head is so big it prevents the people in Sudan from getting any sunshine.

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Play rugby with eggs PDF Print E-mail
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Kuku zenu ni noma hadi zina cheza rugby na mayai

Your chicken are so awesome, they play rugby with eggs.

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Your family is so large PDF Print E-mail
Jokes-Mchongoanos

Naskia kwenyu mko wengi mpaka mkona chuma ya Kenya Bus Service (KBS) ya kushikilia

Your family is so large, you even have an iron bar (like the KBS one) for holding on tight.

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