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Q: How do you get straight As?

A: With a ruler

 

Q: What did the ribcage say to the heart?

A: Got you covered

 

Q: What did one pencil say to another?

A: You look sharp!

 

Q: What word in the English language is always spelt incorrectly?

A: Incorrectly.

 

Q; How do bees go to school?

A: On a school buzz.

 

Q: Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

 

Q: What has a tongue cannot walk but gets around a lot?

A: A shoe

 

Q: What kind of coat can be put on, only when wet?

A: A coat of paint

 

Q; Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

A: It had no body to go with.

 

Q: It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?

A: A cabbage

 

Q: How come that Aunt of all your cousins is not your· Aunt?

A: She is your mum

 

Q: A doctor in Mombasa claims to have a brother who is an accountant in Nairobi. The accountant's brother in Nairobi however does not have a brother who is a doctor in Mombasa. How come?

A: The doctor in Mombasa is the sister.

 

Q: It's yours but everyone uses it more than you. What is it?

A: Your name

 

Q: What kind of nut doesn't have a shell?

A: A doughnut

 

Q: Why was it so hot after the basketball game?

ANSWER: Because all the fans had left

 

Q: What runs a round a house but doesn't move

A: A fence

 

Q: What did one math book say to the other math book?

A: I have a lot of problems

 

Q: Where do fish keep their money?

A: In a riverbank of course

 

Q: What flies without wings?

A: Time

 

Q: Name three keys that unlock no doors

A: MONkey, DONkey, TURkey

 

Q: Where do you find roads without vehicles, forests without tress and cities without houses?

A: On a map

 

Q: If you have it, you want to share it, but if you share it you don’t have it. What is it?

A: A secret.

 

Q: What is it that you will break every time you name it?

A: Silence.

 

Q: What three word phrase describes the following: Einstein, Edison & Newton

A: Three wise men

 

Q: I have a face, two arms and two hands, yet I can’t move. I count to twelve yet I cannot speak, I can still tell you something everyday.

A: A clock.

 

Q: You enter a dark room, you have only one match. There’s an oil lamp, a furnace and a stove in the room. Which would you light first?

A: The match

 

Q: What did the ocean say to the sea?

A: Nothing…it just waved.

 

Q: What starts out on four legs, then goes to two, then three?

A: A man starting out crawling as a baby, then walking and finally walking with a cane.

 

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A: An umbrella

 

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