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You are so black PDF Print E-mail

Wewe ni mweusi mpaka polisi akishoot bullet inarudi ikisema ‘still searching’.

 You are so black (that) when policemen shoot, the bullet comes back saying ‘still searching’.

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You’ve got such a big mouth PDF Print E-mail

Unamdomo kubwa mpaka ukicheka tunaona roho yako.

You’ve got such a big mouth (that) when you laugh, we all see your heart.

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Your stomach is so PDF Print E-mail

Tumbo yako ni chafu mpaka minyoo zinatembea na viatu.

Your stomach is so filthy, worms have to wear shoes.

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Your father is so greedy PDF Print E-mail

Baba yako ni mchoyo mpaka akimaliza kuvuta sigara analamba vidole.

Your father is so greedy, he even licks his fingers after smoking cigarettes.

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Such a big head PDF Print E-mail

Ukona kichwa kubwa hadi scientists wakiiona wanasema “What a big planet!”

You have such a big head, when scientists saw it, they exclaimed, ‘What a big planet!’

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